Seriously.  I think Danielle must have had an auditioning process for her bridal party.  I'm thinking it was probably very much like American Idol, where you come up to the stage and plead your case about why you think you should be allowed to be a part of the wedding, and Simon Cowel rips you a new one.  Each bridesmaid was more beautiful than the last, not to mention that Danielle looks like Marilyn Monroe reborn, and Bart was wearing those awesome Navy officer white suits that makes every guy look awesome! 

You have got to see some of what I walked in to: